Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 15, 2023

Now if that was made into takuan I’d be happy for him.

They may forget you but they’ll remember the gift.

Was it as perfect as this one?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CplR1Xuo1Nb/

…by ‘his’, do we mean he is receiving the gift, or he is giving it?…

…asking for a friend…

…either way…

…I’m rooting for him…

…and I believe his significant other would be happy with the size of his root…

…I mean…

…that’s a big one…

…and I’m betting the bigger the radish…

…the stronger they taste…

…and it gives new meaning to Mr. Spock saying…

…"It is some sort of daikon ray, Captain…

…oops, sorry…

…that was, ‘tachyon’ rays…

…when my daikon radish gets that big…

…all my blood rushes from my head…

I’d be okay with it. Maybe it’s an award winning radish.

@Rad-ish, what kind of radish are you?

I wonder what the grand prize gift was.

Amazons amazing orders include The Walton Grandma’s Recipe.

Parting the red sea, a gift that seemed better with a gigger in your tea.

Pickled radishes went well with that Pickled Pete feeling of loading up the brain cells.

Elizzy and Crapper John Boy killed the writer’s union Striker Mcoy and Kirk’s baby boy. Goodnight Chuck.

It turned out to be more a modish than a radish. It would require another twenty years to go from Mod to Rad.

I would accept a daikon from anyone, gladly. They’re so fresh and crispy!

Does a Daikon come as sweet or dill pickle relish? Mmmmm throw a hot dog and bun, for Dick Tracy and me at the Zoo.

Looks pretty amazing to me. What’s really amazing is that he can carry it by himself.

Could’ve been worse. At least it wasn’t a durian.

Personally, if that had been me, I would have presented a crate full of bright red radishes….with a splash of bright green Kale!

Think it’s enough? ( Dom DeLouise)

Pickin’ up daikons, put ‘em in a basket/

Pickin’ up daikons, put ‘em in a basket/

Pickin’ up daikons, put ‘em in a basket/

Way down yonder in the daikon patch …!

…

( CaF .. CaF .. CaFfEiNe❗️)

It looks splifflike.

re: creepy dummy on the blog: isn’t that a photo of Candice Bergen and Charlie McCarthy?

The other parting gift was a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax, which was awarded to contestant number three.

Who gives a nice daikon radish, either as a parting gift or just skéto? Mooll’s the word!

I’d give a giftier gift, I think….

And for the lazy, lamer readers (if there are such here, which is admittedly doubtful), https://tinyurl.com/zlooywv