Close to Home by John McPherson for June 01, 2023

excellent idea!

The kids won’t like this. The homework part anyway.

Truth in advertising.

There is a bug in the top shelf

“Licky Hunkso Chicken”. Who comes up with this stuff?

This is FUNNY! Thanks, John.

The “now the kid has no excuses” dog food.

I wonder if they do one thats´s goat c**p and decomposing rabbit flavour?

Good one!

I’m wondering, just kinda in a state of curiosity, in the deeeeeeep recesses of my brain bucket…

… just what might be in that jar of Meat N Stuff.

Bleeb! You little bug-lookin’ alien you! Kick me off a jar of that Meat N Stuff… my dog might like it. Thanks, Bud!

Next they’ll come up with fresh tasting toilet water flavored!

Though I’ve never been attracted by this particular art style, I find I consistently enjoy the unexpected twists of humor. I’ve also been enjoying the hunt for Bleeb.

I get it … but I don’t think it would help at all. In fact, it may have the opposite effect – to make the dog get used to (even want to) chew on and eat these things, The real thing(s) might even be more desirable.

Petco you taking notes?

My son’s pup would prefer something “leather couch” flavored.

The dog ate my lottery winner check!

Now there is a fine way to train your dogs. I think mine would probably eat their kibble a bit faster if it were poop flavored.

Bleeb, be a gentleman and help the lady with that bag. :)

Very cute and clever, I got a good chuckle out of it, thanks John…

I don’t know, there’s nothing like the real thing.

The pet food aisle will never be the same after this.

Homework and slippers are good roughage, so I guess she is buying in bulk.

Wooden chair legs work too. Puppies chew on everything!

I am curious if there is anyone who can identify a sci-fi character called “Tweel,” including the story he appears in and the author. I bet I am the only one who knows.

Problem is, they won’t actually eat the stuff…

Funny…with her legs showing below the bag, it looks like the bag is walking