The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 02, 2023

He’ll also help you with those plump thighs.

He’s not a real doctor. He’s frying blind.

those two will enjoy eleven herrbs and spicces the difficult way

Doctor Sanders will see you now!!

He has tremendous skillet fixing chicken breasts.

The procedure isn’t cheep, it will cost you a wing and a leg.

White chicken’s feet make brown chicken look as though she has nipples.

I know you want me to say HA! but I’m gonna say ICK!

Don’t be such a chicken ….

I like KFC but they have been using the smallest chicken legs. I don’t know if they’re killing chickens before they’re fully grown or what?

I’m a thigh man, myself — and this cartoon makes me glad I am!

Just don’t lose your head in there.

That hen’s cluck’s about to run out.

Breast reduction was on her bucket list.

She’s looking for a new Rooster…

They’ll never again cross the road.

We are going to need a brazier for that chicken.

Great less dry tough white meat.

And, if Euell Gibbons ate dark, he’d never eat bark.

She’ll be tendered.

The surgery will also cost her a wing and a leg.

Morbidly humorous.

Wiley Colonels???

Thank you Scott, made my day. absolutely subtly, intrically clever and funny, I got a great laugh!…

LOL! Good one!

When will those dumb mother cluckers ever learn.

Would have been funnier if it was a breast AUGMENTATION place.

Those is some mighty plump breasteses.