Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for June 12, 2023

This comic summarizes my life.

I stopped reading at “wet massage” and went for a walk.

I feel better now. But I’ll never feel as good as I once did.

My brother-in-law won’t use the facial tissues I buy because they’re made with 30% recycled paper.

I told him they’re not recycled Kleenex, but he refuses to take the chance.

In a pinch, we once had to use shampoo to wash the dishes. It worked.

It left the plates sleek and shiny and lent body to the silverware.

Hopefully he bought a new toothbrush AND a new spoon.

Reminds me of the one time I used dish soap in a dishwasher. That got interesting.

If his hands aren’t abrasive enough to get something off a dish, he can always use his beard.

The chemistry and temperatures used to make paper would kill anything. The second tissue down is as clean as anything can get.

I think this comic is targeted at a male audience. Not worth reading.