Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 31, 2023

No they can’t. But they can be destroyed.

Truth is, she didn’t want the truth

At least it’s not a talking scale.

So she’ll take out her anger on them. And maybe that turtle, too.

Her nerves are shot!

She thought she had lost weight.

Did it say, “One at a time, please”?

Did gay!ord mess with the accuracy of the scale, again. Zap him Broomie. Yip yip yip yip yip

As one of my (790 so far) .sigs puts it, “I put my scale in the bathroom corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.”

People think that they are too fat. This is NOT TRUE. A 5 foot women at 200 lbs are severely obese, but a 7 foot woman at 200 lbs will look anorexic. So people you are never too fat, just too short!

And yet she is still aerodynamically sound.

A little trick I use, weigh with all clothes and shoes off, for you Hilda that’s at least 10 pounds lighter…

is she going to stomp it or zap it to make the poor scale die like in Garfield?

So, our little green rotund ball of joviality is fuming at the device that won’t tell her the lie she wants to hear?

Destroy it!