Budget cuts have forced Milford High to buy one of those factory-reject flags with stars over just half the field and with 14 stripes. Maybe it’s one that the Thorp kids were allowed to bring back with them from the sweatshop.
She probably thinks they hate her because they’re always jamming fingers up her nose. And speaking of noses, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is right under your nose.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Budget cuts have forced Milford High to buy one of those factory-reject flags with stars over just half the field and with 14 stripes. Maybe it’s one that the Thorp kids were allowed to bring back with them from the sweatshop.
Klubble about 1 year ago
P1: Milford sponsors a Hollywood Squares revival to make extra funds.
LawrenceS about 1 year ago
“You’re pretty, but you’re no Kelly LeBrock.”
Did anyone actually like that 1986 commercial?
bearwku82 about 1 year ago
Tarytons or vape stickers? I’d rather fight than switch.
jslabotnik about 1 year ago
And get that carrot out of my face. Oh, that’s your finger
Irish53 about 1 year ago
P 4: “…yas!… that’s a fact, jack!…”
James St. John Smythe about 1 year ago
Even hot, popular girls can develop EES. Okay, lesson learned. Let’s move to some golf.
Irish53 about 1 year ago
P 3: “… blonde!… OMG!…”
wesmorgan1 about 1 year ago
I just hope y’all are disposing of all these nits safely.
Twainrdr about 1 year ago
P-1: Milford High, itself, earns today’s Sherlock for the Beach Boys’ “Be True to Your School” reference.
P-2: We discover they didn’t defend her for any personal reasons. This makes us all feel much more warm and fuzzy.
P-3: It’s settled! The rest of the team has a realistic view of their own mediocrity.
Gil-doh! about 1 year ago
P3.5 “And blind in my left eye now that you stuck your finger in it! OMG!”
metals24 about 1 year ago
P4- “Actually, we hate you because you keep using that fake southern belle accent when we all know you’re from Chicago.”
MailbuEd about 1 year ago
Irrespective of the flag fail……. which is rather huge… her valley girl ‘like’ and that entire conversation is ridiculous.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 1 year ago
“We weren’t defending you. We just wanted to punch and kick the girls on the other team, because that’s what we do.”
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham about 1 year ago
“Because I can throw a no-hitter and you can do whatever it is you do…”
JymDyer about 1 year ago
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.”
KaylieFromGilThorp about 1 year ago
Mopman hasn’t been here but he should read the May 30 In the Bleachers.
Mopman about 1 year ago
She probably thinks they hate her because they’re always jamming fingers up her nose. And speaking of noses, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is right under your nose.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/05/31/dont-you-forget-about-us/
Pappaw57 about 1 year ago
Lame comic strip stories (and art) are one thing … an inability to properly present the flag is a whole other matter