Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 25, 2023

RJ. I had more faith in you than that! You either finish it before it gets cool or suck it up and drink it at whatever temp that it’s reached. It’s all good. Nuking it seems to increase the acid. (That may be me. I’m happy with Maxwell House in some blends. Black, no sugar.)

I thought infinity was the number of times I could use the same coffee mug without washing it.

My calculus teacher told us that the best definition of infinity he knew came from an argument he overheard between two little boys: 1: “My daddy makes a thousand dollars a week”. 2: “Well, my daddy makes two thousand dollars a week!” 1: “Yeah? So what! My daddy makes a million dollars a week!” Boy no. 2 doesn’t know of any numbers larger than a million, but he’s not about to lose this argument. 2: “However much your daddy makes, my daddy makes one dollar more!” And that, students, is the definition of infinity: it is always one more than the previous largest value … forever!

Infinity is the company that Howard Stern worked for, before he left for satellite and they were bought by CBS.

According to Rod Serling, infinity is timeless.

Infinity is larger than 1

If you ask a question be ready for the reply ;-)

Infinity means endless.

Oddly, some infinities are larger than other infinities.

The odds of your wife forgetting that thing you did 10 years ago?

That’s the big difference between RJ and Verne; Verne always insists on giving long and complex answers that nobody is able to grasp, while RJ prefers to give short, simple, easy-to-grasp answers.

Don’t ask an Astro-Physicist. You don’t want to open that black hole.

It’s a brand of loudspeaker made by Harman.

It is confusing, infinite doesn’t mean, “contained within the finite,” as inhouse means within the house.

Eventually, the buttons wear off. :)

I thought RJ was going to say it’s a car. Or maybe a Disney video game.

Infinity is the number of differant human personalities in the world.

Infinity is the biggest number you can think of without your fur falling out.

Infinity is the length of time it takes Verne to answer a question.

Infinity is not just big. Things can be infinitely small as well. Infinity is literally everything