Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 26, 2023

I can do that. Only if you are rich.

Oh, Daddy Warbucks

“It is I, Nosferatu. Do not fear, My Dear. I just want to put two little holes into the flesh of your lily-white neck.”

Think of me making you my sole heir.

She’s Thinking to Herself, That Old Line !

“Think of me as creepy!”

And I’ll think of you as arm candy.

I’m thinking of myself as rich… but so far, it’s not working.

If she has to think about it, you’re not rich enough!

John Lustig : wiser, not older? Really?

Is that a pearl necklace?

“It helps but not enough. GENEROUSLY rich is better.”

You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.Anthony Perkins to Billy Dee Williams in ‘Mahogany.’

“Can I think of you as dead soon after you’ve changed your will to leave everything to me?” (I’ve been reading about Anna Nichole Smith recently.)

Ummm, back off, Grandpa…I’m outta here!

Lots of green goes with everything.

COUNT DRACULA: You may consider yourself lucky my dear as my fangs no longer get long and hard now that I’ve turned 650.

Or think of him as rich and near death.

If you marry me now, you can look forward to a short comfotable marrige and a long wealthy widowhood.

And I my dear would like to make you my trophy where you can rest comfortably upon my bed. Um, rest might not quite be accurate

I think women’s attitude in the old days to marriage was, “If I have to be the subordinate in the relationship, at least let me have a full household staff.”

…..and I have a great dna!!