Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for May 24, 2023

He slipped and fell, I swear officer.

A clean death maybe, but what about a clean escape?

His writing career will soon be over – he’s pretty much all washed up

Are his books squeaky clean or do they contain dirt?

The inspiration for Psycho

Just imagine if he got his ideas whilst on the toilet!

looks like he was hoping to clean up…

He wanted a back scrubber, but instead he got a back stabber.

In progress – “Pumice Stoned Before the Pre-soak.”