Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 08, 2023

Horace should set his sights on bigger things, like Ferraris.

It’s not things that make someone truly happy.

Money cannot buy happiness but it can certainly rent a lot of fun. :)

If little things make us happy, then my bank account should make me very happy indeed.

All the best things in life are free, Horace! LOVE! Family! Friends!

Well Horase, you will be reminded of how the little things matter the next time you get constipated…!

Money may not buy happiness, but it makes being miserable a whole lot easier.

Everything in life is free.*

(*just pay handling, shipping, and applicable taxes.)

Money does not buy happiness. But it improves your bargaining position. A Bloom County paraphrase.