Prickly City by Scott Stantis for June 09, 2023

They are really renaming it, I guess the new name will attract new customers?

We already elected a dumb, new hot dog — now under indictment (only seven counts, so far).

♫ Oh, I’d love to be an Oscar Meyer Frank ♫

Just doesn’t sound right.

So they got tired of all the stupid jokes, and decided that it wasn’t helpful to their attempts at Almighty Branding.

There are no Woke Corporations. If they do something, it means their research says it’s a good business move.

Remember the cute little kid singing “My baloney has a first name. It’s O-S-C-A-R”? I used to picture that kid as a teenager saying, “Come on, honey. Make Oscar happy.”

I like the kid who sang “I’m glad I’m not an Oscar Mayer Wiener, ’cause soon there would be nothing left of me.”

Frankmobile? That’s offensive to ladies and people in other nations with non-Western names … /s

Were they tired of all the bad publicity Anthony was bringing up?

So does this mean my treasured antique wienie whistle is now a frank tweeter?

(And I suppose the soundtrack of The Santa Clause will have to be dubbed over to remove the offensive reference?)

Glad you brought this earth shattering news to my attention.

Considering the ingredients of the sausage, something closer to Frankenstein,would seem fitting.

Just filler crap instead of real news.