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Paying alimony is for masochists. Just give ‘em the house, the car, a lump cash settlement, and your right te$ticle right away. Why drag it out? They’re gonna get it all, anyway. ( Thus spake the voice of experience! )
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago
Those bites should be te$ticle shaped!
Plumb.Bob Premium Member over 1 year ago
A dish best served cold no doubt.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
I know of divorcees cohabitating with their boy friends but refuse marriage because they would lose their alimony.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
Meeowww. Hissst!
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s paying you for what again?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
OY!
Linguist over 1 year ago
Paying alimony is for masochists. Just give ‘em the house, the car, a lump cash settlement, and your right te$ticle right away. Why drag it out? They’re gonna get it all, anyway. ( Thus spake the voice of experience! )