Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 12, 2023

When I tried to brake.

When I bent to pick up something on the floor and it cracked really loud.

In my forties.

About 30 years ago, I was told to go run it off.

That would be awfully convenient. When can we expect that development?

It stays on now!

He put the cartilage before the horse

I get gel shots in both knees every six months. As long as they keep working………..fingers crossed.

I had a surgical bit done about 22 years ago and it has held quite well.

My check hip light has been flashing on and off for a few years now.

What do you think when you go to the doctor, demonstrate that your right foot makes loud cracking noises when you rotate the ankle joint and he tells you not to worry about it?(Rhetorical question)

Seems like a knee jerk reaction

If the doctor can’t fix it, he can always call the ACLU.

After my ‘check lower back’ light but before my ‘check hip light’.

Tom and Ray used to say on Car Talk to use black electrician tape to block out a check engine light. And to turn up the radio to drown out engine noises.

When I kept dislocating them. I have two bionic knees that work better than the originals ever did!

Quite often in my sleep.