Close to Home by John McPherson for July 02, 2023

Sorry Pam. They’ll all make your hips look as big as a barn.

Like Shakira Pam, your hips don’t lie, but unfortunately your behind won’t tell the truth!

Like I hire a pumping service to pump out my septic tank. EEEWWW!!!

Cover your eyes, Bleeb, you’re liable to see some ugly things here. And,,,,,,welcome back!!!

I suspect the rest of us might loath the experience of seeing you in any bathing suit…

She really shouldn’t have doubled her body during the off season.

So I’m guessing the itsy bitsy, teenie weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini is out.

They go into the Changing Room to change… (sigh) but they never do!

(Welcome back Mac and Bleeb! … I still think that would be the best darn names for a Detective duo!)

Hi, Bleeb. A good start after vacation, but head for the other side of the changing room door.

Just the thought of buying anything which someone’s had on, gives me the heebeejeebees. Eww

Well, now that’s a fine idea. I wish I could get one of them to try on wetsuits for me.

Can I hire a double to pay my taxes?

Next time don’t shave. I want authenticity. :)

Hmm, she may need a “body triple”. :)

I’ve seen a lot worse on the beach.

Cute, nice tie-in to the cinema…

Horizontal stripes ? Seriously !

My father and his mother both had skin cancer, so I got online and found a UV-resistant suit, with long arms, long legs, and high neck. People at the pool seem to think I’m using it for religious reasons, but I’m not, it’s only for the sun protection. I love not having to bother with sunscreen except on face & hands.