Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 14, 2023

This doesn’t pass the sniff test.

I don’t think Pmail counts.

W00F!

He didn’t have to bring in his sample like that.

They have things he can pee on right there.

They’ll probably ask him to give them another sample – a fresh sample.

OK, now send it to the lab.

You made me laugh out loud this morning. Thanks, Mark.

Is that the mild-mannered shoeshine boy?

Somebody’s going to fail the steroid portion of the urine test.

Urology, my ology.

Is that like peeing on a stick?

Dr. Corgi would be a good name for a band.

One that is not mixed with thousands of others.

To tree or not to tree. That is the excretion.

I guess that’s an ample pee sample.

If all the pee dried up, this may end up being a rootless endeavor.

That’s really funny, good thing it wasn’t a fire hydrant…

Now that’s my kind of Dog.

Urology for the dog, necrology for the tree.