Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 13, 2023

How’s Ethan gonna react when Phoebe asks him who’s the bimbo with him in that old prom picture?

Hopefully he’ll react better than Calvin’s dad did.

Sounds pretty “PHONE’Y”! (Crickets chirping) Wow! Seriously?

Before the iPhone, I’m sure the addictive electronic in Phoebe’s parents’ childhoods was the Game Boy and/or Tiger Electronics handhelds.

As an old person who can barely remember how to turn my cell phone on, I can attest that having one doesn’t automatically equal making it function.

You can’t say you can resist temptation if the source of that temptation is kept from you.

It sure is. Anyway, I dropped my phone on some grass, and now it’s cracked; buy me another.

You’re a funny man, Ethan.

Why is a book like the TV? Because neither have the time in the corner of the screen.

Phoebe’s mom is probably the only millennial I’ve ever known who is not addicted to screens.

u guys are just killing me!