Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 09, 2011
October 08, 2011
October 10, 2011
Transcript:
Electra: Too mean. Too needy. Too pathetic. Perfect. Man: ...So I was there ten years before I transferred to... Cathy: Uh, oh. Don't look down. Man: What? Cathy: Electra's staring at us because she wants to go for a walk. If you make eye contact, she'll think there's hope and will start scratching at my leg. Aack! You made eye contact! Now she's scratching at my leg and she'll start clearing her throat! Do not respond to the throat clearing! Do not move! The slightest move will send her into a leaping, barking frenzy because she'll think we're going for a walk. Do not move! Don't breathe! Don't look! Freeze into position and don't move a muscle! Man: Why don't you just take her for a walk? Cathy: I don't want her to think she can control me.
omegacenturion about 13 years ago
Wow lol
NE1956 about 13 years ago
Anything bad about Irving happened after he met Cathy. Cathy made him that way. See the common sense that he gives? It was probably among his last, but it was good. Noble even.
If I was Electra, I’d pee on her leg.
RonaldDavis about 13 years ago
Uttering the word “walk” is fatal. Also “dog”. My wife and I used to grope for synonyms when we had a particularly lively dog. I once asked “Where’s the cur?”, and he immediately appeared with ears perked.
O-Kay about 13 years ago
That’s not Irving, Aaron…
gobblingup Premium Member about 13 years ago
Obviously she’s not paying any attention to you, Generic Guy (I don’t think it’s Irving either). It has nothing to do with you. It has everything to do with Cathy being neurotic and self-centered. Don’t take it personally, just move on.
Koolfunkygrrl about 13 years ago
take the god for a walk already!!…unless you’d rather clean up fecal matter..
Koolfunkygrrl about 13 years ago
OOPS!!! *dog…not god..
marvee about 13 years ago
“Dog” is a reflection of “God”. Both give unconditional love.I agree this is not Irving. I thought Cathy would use the dog as an excuse to get away from hearing the whole life story of this boring guy.
RinaFarina about 13 years ago
Nope, it just isn’t Irving, I agree.