Adult Children by Stephen Beals for June 09, 2023

Tomorrow will be full of fun memories

where i live, in inventory check times, the whole place would close down and no shopping at all

I wish I could find sweet mixed pickles at my supermarket.

Don’t pickles come in jars and not bottles? There’s a difference.

Who called Vlasic pickles yesterday? Psychic.

Nathan’s are better. In the Bay Area there’s a company called Sonoma Brinery that makes real kosher dills. I’m sorry my dad, who called himself a “gastronomic Jew” didn’t live to experience them.