Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 20, 2023

Now for some hot steamy toaster time

I hate to say it, but that relationship is toast!

I hope he knows on what side his bread is buttered!

Will they feel the same after they’ve been toasted?

Four slice toasters are more fun.

Hopefully, soon to leap with joy. Then there is that smeared with butter thing. Perhaps a little jam as well. After all, it is a special occasion.

They’ll wind up landing butter side down.

I wonder how much he had to butter her up to get her to say yes.

Well done!

skip the toaster and “Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd; Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, I don’t care if I never get back”…..!

The original “tanning booth”. :)

As soon as they met each other, they were in loaf.

oh a hot one

“Dr. Penfield, I smell burnt toast”