Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 25, 2012

I never knew anyone who explored the fine art of being a refrigerator detective. Outside of Cathy’s BizzaroWorld they would be called a Snoop. The medicine cabinet or Irving’s sock drawer is probably next.

Probably too late for hendelca to see, but we can miss a ‘newbie’ as much as we can miss a regular. If you touch our funny bone and our hearts, you have made a difference. That’s nothing small. :-)

Morning Susan when you arrive. Hullo lightenup. My spidey senses aren’t giving you away this a.m. Then again I’d rather be sleeping (even though it’s almost 8:30). Hi Mom! (still love doing that). :-D Morning gmforde if you come today. Good Morning Mona. :-) Hello fellow Cathyites near and far.

Thought for the day (selected from my email)Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. George Sand

Happy Saturday everybody. After the sock drawer and the meds search, she’ll go on his computer and Google his activity. I never saw somebody use their analytical talents as a way to find something to be jealous about. I would rather be clueless than be stressing about whether or not my partner was cheating on me. “Out of sight, out of mind”!

This shows Cathy’s main trouble in life while she’s trying to live a happy life. She thinks too much.

The old principles still stand in my boyfriend’s house. Everything even remotely healthy in that fridge was put there by me. And generally will be eaten by me, too.

Good morning everyone.I never needed proof, my imagination could drive me to disaster.

Don’t quit your day job, Cathy.

(Say … do we know what Cathy’s day job IS?

Hello, everyone.

Of course a woman has been there Cathy. YOU!

Macbeth — the sound and the fury signifying nothing. Yup Cathy, you got a whole lot of that.

Hi evening crew hope all is well. Quite bitter out tonight so I’m gonna sit by the fire with Little Muttley Beagle and catch up on a couple shows on our DVR.

Hello everyone.

What a long day. We left the house at 8:15am and we didn’t get home until 7:45pm. A long day of chess, finally dinner and getting everyone cleaned up. The good news is that lightenup jr. did great. She won 3 out of 5 matches, and was one of the top 5 players on her team. I’m so proud of her! I’m too tired to go through everyone’s name, so hello to all the Cathy nuts! And of course we will miss you, hendelca!! Have a nice trip and bring me back some souvenirs! ;-)

For the night owls, who would NOT be me, hi, hello, how are ya? Too cold to go out tonight so LMB and I watched several episodes of various Batman animated shows. I also won $408M on Monopoly, taking away Aaron’s $404M victory from a couple days ago. Good thing he loves me or I’d be in deep. :-D Good night KFG (I’d say good night to lightenup but I’d bet she’s comatose by now).

Hi Cathyites!! Like Aaron, I can’t imagine going thru a guy’s fridge to see if he was cheating— especially Irving’s. But then I’m not Cathy (at least on this one point).

Cathy is SO snoopy!!……LOL….I never do that! It’s as bad as looking in someone’s medicine cabinet…….btw, got SO much snow today (snowed all day) ER was really quiet, actually called some docs to not even come in…..I just got caught up on my charts from patients……oh yeah I got a dress for the ‘black-tie’ thingie in $hitcago…….it’s actually really pretty and SO me!…it’s black w/ a purple and magenta pattern…..my 2 fave colours :)……and yeah I suppose I’ll pack my black heels……yippee!!…..hee hee……nighty nite y’all…you know who you are :)