Herman by Jim Unger for June 28, 2023

Run. In a car. Sure.

Red is the color of my true love’s hair, in her ears and in her nose, they shine like a rose.

Let me know when she’s on the road….

Is she’s that bad a drive, maybe he should have said, For when you run . . .

It might be better if the sign were red and octagonal.

Maybe if she got a haircut she could see those lights

It is good that he plans ahead, although this is probably based on past performances.

Boy, he’s pulling out all the stops.

He probably should change the ‘in case’ to ‘when’.

Doesn’t that come in a red version?

He’s kinda onto sumthin’ there…