WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for June 28, 2023

Don’t forget the rake there dude.

I walk a trail near an abandoned gravel pit. Large left over concrete structures here and there. Once in a while I get a question from people new to the area about what it was. I give my “History Channel” religious relics stories of an ancient civilization. Some buy the spoof for a while….

Three left shoes? That could explain why he would always Walk like an Egyptian. [Check to see if there are any Bangles in there.]

And a rake. Don’t forget the rake.

He must have kept all this stuff under wraps.

And the banjo.

Pharoahs were notorious post-life hoarders. If they had had toasters, believe me, there would be gold-plated toasters buried with him.

Sorry WUMO, that’s not hoarding…

“I came from Abu Dhabi with a banjo on my knee.”

“I left for Abu Dhabi with a banjo round my neck.”

If our current civilization ever dies and leaves behind a bunch of stop-signs, some future archeologists will likely believe that they had a religious meaning. Why else are there so many of them on every road…

That’s why we find so much stuff if burials . . . The Gods tell them to send it back