Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 20, 2012

I’ve seen suits like that, but usually, they don’t start growing until you bring them home. Makes one wonder if they have trick mirrors in the store.

Self-inflicted self-perception. “A little plump”, Cathy. That’s the real you. Live with it.

Morning / afternoon / evening fellow Cathyites. We could get used to life at the shore. A 4-day weekend is so rare. We actually slept in until 10:30. Man, that’s living. :-D

See Mom! I do think about you every day. This was one of my daily quotes in email. After your recent heavy lifting of yard work, this reminds me of you:

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. ~Margaret Atwood

She reminds me of Violet in the Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. She just gets bigger and bigger… until POP!Good morning, Susan and Aaron! Glad you’re having a good time and relaxing on your vacation, Aaron! Please have some seafood for me – I miss it!Hello to GsMom, Billy, KFG, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!

Here Cathy, this will help. I even brought two forks.

It’s no wonder Cathy feels “gargantuan” – she’s bound to eat a lot if she reads these comments and sees all the delicious goodies that Aaron and Dr. Billy post!

Hi Cathyites!!

Glad you’re having a nice 4-day weekend Billy & Aaron — you guys really earn some time off!! Also great about the ways you maintain your weight. My husband and I always share meals and deserts in restaurants, and we still often take some home. They really bring waaaaaay too much food for 1 person.

As for Cathy — perception is everything and some of those b-suits sure pack on the pounds!! I agree with Aaron, Cathy is plump — not obese.

Now THERE’S an image I could’ve gone without seeing …