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Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 08, 2012
Transcript:
Irving: Does my stomach look as fat as it did yesterday, Cathy? Cathy: I can't answer. You take everything I say the wrong way! Every word gets filtered through your negative body image and becomes an insult. Fitness takes time. Just relax! Stop dwelling on it. Stop obsessing. In short, just keep your shirt on! Irving: AACK! You think I look even WORSE!
mollie05 over 12 years ago
An eye roll from the Queen of obsessing, MORNING TO EVERYONE!!
lightenupjr over 12 years ago
Try insulting him, Cathy. If he thinks nice things are insults, he might think insults are nice.Hi Willi Nilli! Yes, Iâve started my new job. Itâs going pretty well. Sometimes Archie (the dog) pulls at the leash and I have to hurry to keep up with him. Heâs soo cute though! Heâs white and cute and heâs so excited to see me when I arrive. Hi Aaron, Billy and Gabe! I hope youâre getting better in the hospital, Aaron and Gabe. Hereâs a joke to give you a laugh:Q: Why did the gingerbread cookie cry?A: Because his mom was a wafer so long.Hi GretchensMom, Susan Newman, lindz.coop, rgcviper and all the rest of the Cathy nuts!Off to camp to dissect a crayfish!! See you later!
lightenup Premium Member over 12 years ago
Donât get your panties in a knot, Irving! I mean⊠take it easy, dude⊠You need your âman cardâ confiscated because youâre acting just like Cathy. JeezâŠGood morning, mollie and Susan!Hi Billy, Aaron and Gabe! Hopefully no news is good news this morning. Has Gabe left the hospital now? Whatâs the latest on Aaron? Iâm sure he loved seeing LMB yesterday and thatâs great that the head nurse was so understanding. The mental image of LMB popping his little head out of the backpack made me smile. :-) Hugs to all of you!Hello to GsMom, KFG, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!
Willi Nilli Premium Member over 12 years ago
Listen to her, Irving, STOP obsessing. Jeez, youâre worse than Cathy. She seems to be in control for a change.
Hi all Cathyites, just checking to see if Billy had checked in. My sister is coming for lunch, and I havenât seen her since Christmas, so gotta run, be back tonite.
Everybody be happy today!!
BillyJL over 12 years ago
Irving! youâre not doing any for the characters of us guys. Get a grip man. 0.0
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Quick update â Gabe did indeed go home yesterday. His young son was upset when Aaron couldnât go home with them. Mom, Dad, and I just finished a âhow to give TLC with Aaronâ training session with Aaronâs PT crew. He goes home tomorrow. Heâs under watch for post-surgical problems. LMB watched closely and took notes.
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lightenup jr youâre so cool. Thanks for the joke. We all laughed. LMB got a tummy ache from laughing so hard. :-D
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Thank you all for your kindness. Aaron has attitude to burn, so no worries. Career-ending injury? Maybe. Aaron will think about that when itâs time to give it thought. Our bud is tired from the morning workout so weâre heading for home until this evening.
AndiJ over 12 years ago
Irving, you were just bloated yesterday! :P
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
When Cathy, âQueen Of The Nut Jobsâ, rolls her eyes at someone elseâs weirdness and makes more sense than they do on something . . . then the whole world just goes absolutely topsy-turvy for me! Am I now living in âThe Twilight Zoneâ or what?!?!?!? Because my mind is officially BLOWN right now!!!!! ;-)
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HI, AARON! Sending you lots of love, hugs, kisses and prayers today! Hope youâre feeling better!!! We miss you here!Â
Dr. Billy: Glad you got to smuggle LMB into the hospital to visit his bff yesterday. Your description of him giving the super-cool head nurse a kiss for being so awesome regarding his âsecretâ visits to Aaron really made me smile! Iâm glad Gabe got to go home yesterday . . . Iâm even happier that Aaron finally gets to go home tomorrow!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!!!!!! :-)
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lightenupjr.: Youâre just the cutest thing ever! Glad youâre here with us! :-)
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Good afternoon to the 3 of you, lightenup, Susan, K.F.G., lindz.coop, rgcviper, gmforde, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, hendelca, Gator007, legaleagle48, Willi Nilli, Violet, mollie05, UM5, Saucy1121, AndiJ and all the REST of the âCathyâ clan joining us here today. As always, good to âseeâ you all! Happy Friday, everyone!
BillyJL over 12 years ago
I recently saw a Cathy strip somewhere else. It said that âMen should come with instruction booklets.â Okay, hereâs my take on that.
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Page 1) In the morning before I leave for work, hug me.Page 2) In the evening when I get home, hug me.Page 3) Optionally, kiss me on my forehead.Page 4) Repeat daily and mean it.
hi mom!rgcviper over 12 years ago
The eye-rolls just keep on cominâ here at âCathyâ, donât they?
Good joke, lightenupjr! Welcome to the âCathyâ madness ⊠good to have you here.
Thank you, Billy, for your continued updates. Best wishes to Aaron and Gabe, and I canât wait to see Aaron posting again when heâs up to it.
Happy Friday, all.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hi other Cathyites (especially l-jr!!)
I think keeping his shirt on applies nicely in Irvingâs case at both ends of the double entendre (sp?).