Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 04, 2023

Ralph: If that weren’t so true, I’d get mad at that.

Prostitutes, Marijuana and Gang Bangers…. Must have been one heck of a reunion!

Happy Fourth of July to all you Americans!

Norm McDonald related the time he saw some pigs and asked his wife, “Don’t the pigs look like your relatives?” His wife replied, “Yeah, they look like my in-laws!”

Happy 4th of July!

It ought to be commemorated, as the Day of Deliverance by solemn Acts of Devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shews, Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of this Continent to the other from this Time forward forever more

John Adams

But would you trust Norm with firework safety?

I haven’t seen snakes in a long time. Actually made some when I was a kid with my chemistry set.

Good morning and thank you for remembering INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Happy 4th to you and yours!

We will be spending the 4th dealing with the dogs’ panic attacks.

Didn’t the reunion also have some Bottle Rockets and Cracker Balls?

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What a biotch, and she will probably be the first trying to grab stuff, when his parents pass away.

Sounds like a bunch of Drabble rousers.

Honeybunch never misses an opportunity to belittle her husband

4th of July, where we show our love for our country and each other by blowing it up. The folks in Ukraine think we’re bonkers.

@samington6493….You sound a lot like Jaythor that has provided so much useless chatter in the past, except you didn’t use his catchphrases like toxic, sow and other derogatory names for her.

And there it goes again. The worst explosion of all. Her big mouth.