Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 06, 2023

He looks like plenty of it made it through the face sieve.

By the look of that gut. Not much beer was lost in his beard.

Who says I can’t?

I think that’s what Letterman used to call “beard squeezins.”

It keeps the beard soft and manageable.

If all beer drinkers shaved off their facial hair, would it save 25,000 gallons of beer?

Maybe Beer has beard growing properties?

Judging from his gut I’d say not too much misses his mouth.

Shocking! It would be enough to make me want to shave, if I liked beer.

I’m more worried about facial hair lost in beer.

Reminds me of a very old MAD magazine cartoon by Don Martin where two hippies, with long beards are wanting something to eat. Then one of them says… You get the idea.

My mustache doesn’t catch much, so it stays.