Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for July 05, 2023

I guess all three.

It’s “Grabhat”. The other two are real; teqball is kinda cool, while the other is equal parts ridiculous and titillating.

They all sound pretty fake to me.

Now we get to the ’vast wasteland" that was predicted years ago…

And now the question will appear in this week’s “Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me “

Do people actually waste their time sitting in front of a screen watching this shite?

All sports are junk sports~to the non fan

Now baseball is all cable—-used to be all over regular TV on holidays.

Chestnut only ate 62,the sissy

That is the result of the current writer’s strike!

I guess those on the left side of the IQ curve have to pass the time somehow.

it was until Grabhat became a professional league it was first shown on the Ocho now it follows Cornholing on ESPN 2.

New Sports on TV:

Beach Tennis: Tennis on the beach the ball can’t hit the ground. Tennis style racket, softer ball then tennis

Padel: Tennis with Tennis Ball/Paddleball Racquet played in a glass enclosure with open door that players can run out and it ball

3 Way Soccer: Small Triangular Field 5 players a team 3 teams at once

I used to know a guy who mocked all the new “sports” on TV with a catchall phrase; Amish rake-fighting.

Nope. I have “Dune” and “Libeled Lady” queued up for today.

Can you clone pinstriped big toes?

There’s this game where these guys put on armor and spend their time trying to grab hold of and move an inflated bladder from one end of a field to another. For some reason, it’s called “foot ball,” but, far as I can tell, it does not involve feet very much.