B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 02, 2023

Sunk asset

10 clams extra for not returning the boat.

That’s a bit of a harsh time rule enforcement method, isn’t it?

Foonk! I thought it might be a little meteor.

Extra time at your life’s cost. Nowadays they charge a hefty amount as advance for the extra minutes, even when no other soul is there for the ride.

Do I hear someone sink…uuum singing “My Heart Will Go On”?

So, the invention of the boat rental and the game “Battleship” fell in the same time…?

A mistake of titanic proportions……..

Must have a good arm!

He should be glad that was just a warning shot the next one probably Will be aimed to his head.

The boat renter sinks the boat if you don’t return on time? That’s a terrible business plan.

Keeping it basic. In on time or lose it.

There are people like this out there

Wow! Strict. Never date that guys daughter.

LMAO!

Hysterical! ☺️☺️

That sign should read “ One-Time Boat Rentals.” At the end of the season, it should be changed to “ Shipwreck Explorations.”

Good shot.

A bit self-defeating for the rental person isn’t it?

I know! But “Foonk”? Really?

The boat rental must be quite steep, considering it includes sinking! How many boats are on the bottom of Gilligan’s lagoon?

That’s a hull of a way to do business.

They should get a trained shark to pull the plug

I hope he read the fine print about buying the boat if damaged.

“Foonking” the boat would require costly repairs. Is that why prehistoric cavebusinessmen were not very successful?

Rhetorical question Rhetorical question Rhetorical question

He got that sinking feeling.

I better business plan might be to have a retractable cable attached to the boat.

Seems like a self-defeating way of doing business. Imagine if car rentals had a way to remotely disable it and the rental company had to spend the extra time and money to go retrieve the vehicle.

Not gonna rent that boat again.

Not cool rental dude………..