The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 06, 2023

GiddyUp sounds like a GiddyOne and Done Service.

When you get a call from a single, unmarried male telemarketer on his first day.

Video didn’t kill the radio star.

Smart answer.

And that’s because he’d rather she didn’t see about filing for divorce.

Not the best way to conduct a poll.

Polling service, “What specifically are you listening to?”

Brutus, “Well at the moment, I am listening to you on my cell phone, annoying me with your inane, who cares? questions!”

Brutus is smarter than I thought.

Well there certainly a hiccup in this giddyup poll.

Walter Brennan played Grandpa Amos McCoy in the TV show “The Real McCoys”. I don’t know why but one line that Brennan had has stuck with me all of these years.

“Wait up Luke. I have a hiccup in my giddyup.”

I’m living that line now.

I’m hearing her, while I’m attempting to listen to the radio….

Poor Brutus. He made the mistake of answering a survey call. Now his phone number will be deluged with all sorts of spam calls. But, he is wise enough to be listening to Gladys, because I bet there will be a quiz later…

Except for being in my car, I rarely listen to the radio. And, when I do, only NPR. I like the news and classical music.

Brutus’ Brutal Truth Of The Day.

so is the radio on mute or something? :\

I can’t believe the fool answered his phone. I would have blocked the caller.

Hilarious !

Good answer, Brutus!

I miss our old landline. I had fun with spam callers.

An especially good answer, Brutus….atta boy!

The pollster must be single! : )

ba dum tss

Sorry Chip, I don’t get it, on the other hand, I don’t get it…

Someday Brutus might learn that you don’t have to answer a phone just because it rings.

“Thanks. We do have a tick box for that. Good day.”

That’s called a married man’s survival skill if he knows what’s good for him…..

“What am I listening too? Duh, you jabbering on the phone.”

just one more reason to be glad we don’t have a land line anymore…

The Thornapples must not have Caller ID.