Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 26, 2023

Put “scotch” tape over his mouth.

Well, that’s gratitude for you!!!

I don’t blame him. Hubby wanted to buy chanter pipes because a bagpipe was too expensive for our budget. I put my foot down on the whole idea.

Well I heard that!

I’m with him! Plug those pipes up!

I like bagpipes.

Amazing Grace, oh, pound for pound,

As much fun as there can be!

I’ll ne’er forget the sights – the sounds,

And what she did to me-eeeeeee!

He wants to rest in peace.

Aaaaacckk! That’s enough to wake the dead….

Hold on. The mourners want to jump in too.

Honor the request……

What’s the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe?

You can tune a lawn mower.

I like bagpipes!

Gimme a second, I’m crawling in beside him…

This guy clearly can’t reed the room.

He doesn’t want people seeing him turn over in his coffin.

Someone got my wife a recording of 50 different versions of “Amazing Grace”. If I never hear that tune again, I will be a happy man.

Even the dead hate that instrument…

I like bagpipes; Amazing Grace however isn’t a great use of them (or any other instrument).

Play “Thunderstruck”

Tain’t nuttin’ wrong wit da pipes, Laddie!

it’s your playing that kilt him