Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 15, 2023

It’s all a big mistake.

Anyone see the Family Guy episodes about them?

Those are his favourite hits.

Something’s missing.

♬I Still Miss Someone♬

Their targeting app was hacked by Jedi

“You let me go”

From that font size, his eyesight might explain his marksmanship.

I can t fet it…any help? Tks!

“Only Imperial Stormtroopers Are So Precise” NOT.

No, really, I forgot to adjust for the windage on the beam of light. In a corridor. At close range. Or, maybe the power pack was low. Anyway, next time all thirty of us will do much better.

“These blast points are too precise to be sand people.”

I would have made a good stormtrooper. With small arms, I couldn’t hit any side of a barn even if I were shooting from inside the barn.

Give me an airplane traveling at hundreds of miles per hour and aiming at a target a quarter of a mile away and I’ll get withing 10 meters of the target. Give me a handgun at 10 paces and I get the same result.

Actually, the Stormtroopers normally have superior aim, but the reason they were never able to hit any of the main good-guy characters is because those guys were protected by the Force which would always deflect the laser blasts.

Now your just “missing” with me!

Those stormtroopers were never taught to shoot accurately.

the stormtroopers were all Mr Magoo clones

Stormtrooper dullshooters.

…and the other thing; their armor seems to be useless

They are missing out in life.

You forgot "Miss You Like Crazy "

Mississippi

He missed, mist is not fog…

You forgot I’m gonna miss you by Mili Vanili

his list is kinda hit or miss…

If I was ever to face a firing squad, I’d want these guys…

This one took me awhile. The other thing actors constantly do on any crime drama is yell at some guy to stop, they are the police, from yards away. Then they have to run after him. I know this is necessary for plot, but if they just got closer, they’d save all that running. LOL

How about Miss You Much by Janet Jackson?