Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 14, 2023

Or make a bonfire in place to appease the leg gods

Anyone got a match?

Works every time.

Maybe it’s got tenonitis.

Idiot Trojans, that’s way to tall for the entrance arch !

Leave it outside and pour lots hot water in from the top.

Anyone remember Harecules and his Guided Muscle?

I’d hate to see the guy that wooden leg came off of.

If things look “iffy,” kick it in the shin!!

Appears it could kick down the doors. Let the athlete’s foot odor stun the defenders. ’Sup Trojans?

Who’s going to foot the bill for this one?

Ready to go toe to toe with the enemy.

Wood you dare? You may get the boot, ya know!

Was this Achilies idea?He’s still sore about that ankle business.

Give it the boot.

Followed up by a suspicious looking, large donut called “Hertz”…

It’s got to be cramped in there.

All they Aeneid now is to get into Troy.

he must be having a brain spasm…