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I didn’t get anything when I retired. The company said it was the same as quitting. I was hoping to get laid off. I would’ve gotten eight weeks severance pay plus unemployment.
Imagine over 1 year ago
Anyway, the nap is just a short retirement.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
With those guns I’d like to see the boss and Eno arm wrestle.
Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago
All you need is a swift kick in the behind and you’ll wake-up!!!
William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Ok”, replies the Boss, “I’ll get you the one with the authentic sounding Bib Ben, hourly chime”.
e.groves over 1 year ago
I didn’t get anything when I retired. The company said it was the same as quitting. I was hoping to get laid off. I would’ve gotten eight weeks severance pay plus unemployment.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Unless you’re an executive, we all get Nuttin honey!
walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago
I used to eat at my desk, then go to my car for 20 minutes of half-sleep.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
You know, to this day I can’t figure out if getting a watch at the retirement party is a prize or a dig. Does anyone do that any more?
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’ll be a Mickey Mouse watch. And it’s always beer o’clock. burp. :)
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
And your odds of retiring just dimmed.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
That would get you your retirement watch early.