Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 30, 2023

Hear, see, speak, AND sigh-n …?

You’re going to have to shave to get my signature.

Is this the stareway to paradise?

Monkey shines.

Bond the Binder, nuts for a signature, only if a nut is the prize.

Gladly!

Sometimes we all feel like a blue nekkid monkey’s on our backs but just ignore him. After you sign in,he quietly goes away….maybe

Is this a required audience, or a command performance?

I’d prefer to do it in ink.

…"Why, there’s more names in that than in a phonebook…

…I’m not naked…

…but I am under my clothes…

…ooow!…

…monkey paw soup… not flawless…

…but pawless…

…the rare Froglandia Southpaw…

…in the Blackhorse Tavern….

….looking for the man that shot his paw…

…if I look at your flawless nekkidness for too long …

…I might cough up a furball…

…more than a mouthful is a cliché…

…not a touche…

…eat your food don’t play with it…

…I’m not a guest…

…I’m not a paying customer, either…Phillip, I’m your long lost brother…

…Micky…

Sickos: “Yes… HAHA!… Yes!”

Monkey-starer see, monkey-starer do

In some cultures this is classified as a paraphilia.

It’s the polite thing to do, really.

I much prefer the bluebird of happiness, but this is Frog Applause, so what do you expect? If he starts flinging stuff though, I am outta here!

It’s just good manners.

“Flawless”? Not so much. But I will sign the Guest Book and even leave a comment or two [Proviso: the Guest Book must be not coated with monkey doo-doo].

Nekkid blue monkeys are part of our Cultural Heritage, you know. https://tinyurl.com/2bkdukyb

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