Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 12, 2023

That medication is used to treat constipation. Fit for a king and too good for him!

“….and the odor’s getting a little bit rough up here.”

Backed up? Stuck in reverse?

TMI from the watchtower.

There must be some kind of way out here"

Said the joker to the thief

“There’s too much confusion

I can’t get no relief

This too shall pass.

Never saw a registered trademark symbol in a speech balloon.

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WAY TMI!

I guess he’s on minimum wage….

He was like the Fink, full of it

Always the main topic…..for the elder.

So, if the character in a comic plugs a product, does the creator get a dividend? ..or whatever.

Blow it outcher a—

So, you are up in a tower, with nowhere to go and no one to take over for you, and you plan on using that product? If it works, you are in for even bigger problems.

RUN!

“Hi! This is Mike Lindell, your My Pillow guy to tell YOU about a special limited time offer”

Thanks. I won’t buy it.

LOL! Too much information

I would switch to another tower if I heard plugs like that, pardon the pun.

Now who’s going to clean the turret.

“Are you going to see that new movie?”

“What movie?”

“‘Constipation’. It hasn’t come out yet.”