Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 17, 2023

Brewster is looking for a new nemesis? Moving on from Dirk Raider?

Does Brewster actually have to work to make more enemies?

Searching for a nemesis in this way may result in finding/creating more nemeses than he needs (or can handle).

Should have a chess clock to ensure equal loathing.

There is no such thing as love at first sight. (Lust yes, love no.) But I know a lot of people who can hate at first sight.

A man walks into an office.

Man: (Michael Palin) Ah. I’d like to have an argument, please.

Receptionist: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?

Man: No, this is my first time.

Receptionist: I see. Well, do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?

Man: Well, what would be the cost?

Receptionist: Well, It’s one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.

Man: Well, I think it’s probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there, okay?

Receptionist: Fine. I’ll see who’s free at the moment.

A mutant from This Island Earth. (I only know the movie thanks to MST3K) When these mutants die, they leave only the fresh scent of pine.

Dirk sobs into his pillow…

Ooh that scary dude was on the original Outer Limits!

The “Ritual of Awakening” from a Vulcan engagement dinner (V’Shal dinner).

Shades of “The Guild of Calamitous Intent” from The Venture Bros.

Don’t cheat on Dirk Raider, Brewster! You two can make it work! I believe in you both!But even if it is over, unless you’re in an open relationship, you have a responsibility to talk to him about your differences and leave it on a good footing. Don’t be the bad guy, that’s his job.

The Metaluna Mutant is not a very menacing menace. A punch in the brain disables it.

hey! the mutant from “this island earth!”