Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for July 11, 2023

If I were inside I’d be laughing so hard…

“Yeah, but Jen Henkler… uh… well, can’t do that drum lick on ‘Tom Sawyer’. Besides, she’s, like not in Rush. And, plus she don’t write lyrics like Neil, man. He’s the Professor!”

That’s every Rush fan circa 1980. (sadly, including me)

I know Jen Henkler, and I can assure you that this “joke” is not the least bit funny.

Jen is (of course) off at Gazpacho Shack, slowly savoring her lunch.

That Jen she always take her time and too slow when learning how to draw Doug.

Or Irving Schwartz, come to think of it.

FUNNIES FOR KIDS HOME-SCHOOLED BY EVANGELICAL PARENTS

“That fire truck sure is in a rush!”

“Kind of like baby Moses, except he was in the rushes! Exodus, chapter two, verses one through ten!”

I don’t get it

I’m waiting for Jen Henkler,

Twenty-six dollars in my hand,

She’s never early, she’s always late,

First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait,

I’m waiting for Jen Henkler.