Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 27, 2023

Probably not a good idea to be the first to board.

Perhaps a Pez warplane. The nose pops up and it fires candy at the enemy. (Enemy dentists will love you)

I can “Plainly” see how this will work!

When you use the overhead bin, you get to check your baggage for free. That’s why your ticket is only $50 more.

I think the airlines need to take a lesson from cargo planes.

Load the people on pallets (this can be dove very quickly since people can get to their seats on from the sides) and then push them up the ramp and onto the airplane. They can configure the pallets by seat size so if they sold more premium seats, they can use more premium pallets.

I always thought that instead of seats, they should have bunk beds. That way everyone could be comfortable.

I like the top bunk, except that passengers keep pushing luggage onto me.

Snot a 737!

You really should dispense with all this joking!

Might be handy for disembarking.

I could see this idea taking off, Dave!

The high overhead is the reason for the increase in air fares?