Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 20, 2023

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    But you’re nocturnal.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Somebody might recognise you now.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    His thieving days are over.

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    “I used mega-dose Melatonin”

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    “you don’t mess around with Jim”

    https://youtu.be/hickVDiW8k0

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    Eli zabelle  over 1 year ago

    That and staying out of garbage.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago

    and a jar of Miracle Anti-Wrinkle cream.

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    MRC112  over 1 year ago

    If I have one night’s bad sleep, I get dark rings straight away. It takes several nights of good sleep to get rid of them again.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    And that got rid of the rings under the bags under the circles under your eyes?

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    LOL! Idts!

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Got it, took a while…

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Evolution at it’s best.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Splendid. Wish it worked for me.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Plus he finally realized he doesn’t have wear a mask anymore.

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    chief tommy  over 1 year ago

    I hate trash Pandas

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    sobrown51  over 1 year ago

    Perhaps it will start a trend into raccoons becoming day scavengers.

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