Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 19, 2023

1. Why on earth would you give him the money before he states his stance? 2. He’s right.

nice to see the pot made an appearance…hopefully the money will last Andy!

The definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result.

You’ll never see that money again, Flo!!

At least no one is calling the pot black……

Oopps! Didn’t pinky swear.

Presumably Andy will only follow whichever of the two conditions suits him best.

Why does Andy head for the kitchen, isn’t the pub to the left?

Money? Last Andy?! Lend?! No….just…no… (C’mon Flo!!)

Thanks and no, thanks. Dilly! Dilly!

No thank you?

Don’t quibble, Andy.

Which leaves Andy free to ignore one of the conditions.

I don’t know why she even bothers to use the ‘lend’ anymore.

What a hopeless woman, she never learns.

What does Andy need money for? He cadges all his drinks!

I like that you can see how much she’s actually given him. Not sure if we ever saw the amount displayed on the note before.

xxx

@Everyone

Today I received my payslip in an email which means Pay Day is very close! I had to download an app to “unzip” the attachment in order to actually open my payslip though. I miss the simpler times when you got them in a little brown envelope. I actually did get them that way at my first job back in 2017. I even went to the accountants in town to collect them once.

Also, I am feeling better than I was yesterday. The 1 hour training via Teams was cancelled so we done some more training on the Unit-E software instead.

Why does Flo even bother giving him money in the first place?

Neither of which he will pay attention to, as usual.