Strange Brew by John Deering for July 16, 2023

Why are these army helmets on our backs?

Come to think of it, you never hear of rats wanting to get out of the turtle race.

oh the irony

New Yorkers speak at about 100 words a minute with gusts up to 120. To a Southerner who is used to rating tornados and hurricanes, that’s category 5 speech.

I had to learn to slow down my talking once I got south of the Mason-Dixon line. Also that’s when my name became “Sug” or “Honey” to waitresses.

Ya’all come back now, ya hear?

Really?

Slowing down is a survival trait in a hot and humid land. But only if you have no AC.