Herman by Jim Unger for July 26, 2023

He needs to call a cab before the people with the feathers show up.

No.

There’s still a pay phone down the street.

I always treat stuff with care.

Heck, no! …but who would you like me to call?

“May I?” And no, you can’t.

No. No you cannot.

Huzzah for cell phones!

Sure. Just take 3 steps back and 2 to your right. The sprinkler will get you clean in no time. Then we’ll talk.

Yes, you can use the phone after I spray you down with the garden hose…

He just decapitated an alien, and needs to report it to the authorities. (And has no idea who that would be…)

You’re not coming in like that! So NO!

I don’t have a phone…

Hmmm…now is my chance to get rid of these avocado colored rugs

That would be a “HELL NO!” LOL!

Let me make the call for you…..

I wonder how many other people he has asked that question?

no

No, and quit dripping on my porch.

How about I make the call for you.