Herman by Jim Unger for July 27, 2023

pineapple on top i guess

There’s something wrong with that dog.

“….more for me!!”

“Then may I have it?” (puppy dog eyes engaged) “Pleeeeeease?”

There’s probably anchovies on top.

Probably has pineapple on it. The dog is no dummy.

reminds me of Rudi. My brother’s dog. If you told him the pizza guy was coming, he’d whine until it got there. The whole time!!!!!

Count your blessings…

Wait, it’s funny just because the dog doesn’t like pizza? Or because they thought it was a good idea to feed that little dog a whole pizza?

He prefers what is in the cat’s litter box.

It’s the anchovies.

Here’s a real stretch: Dog was named Dino, short for Dean Martin, refers to the lyric “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.” Yet the dog doesn’t like pizza.

Maybe cut it into smaller pieces

Dog should say, "Cut it into 6 slices, I could never eat 8.

but he does love somebody, sometime

Looks like it would prefer ants, with that snout.

Maybe he doesn’t like pineapple.

Say what? Since when does a dog not like pizza?