Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for July 29, 2023

Make a left at Cucamonga

They’re sunk

Their finances went so bad – they literally went under water.

Make a left turn at Albuquerque.

Head for the beach. Walk in the water until your hat floats. Oops – no hats! Oh, well – invasion averted!!

“way down, below the ocean”………..

“We blew it up! Us gosh durn dirty apes blew it up!”

New York City is that way to the left and then touch down in Central Park. You won’t be alone!

Make the right at Albuquerque and take a left Phoenix.

It’s at the Burmuda Triangle.

You can’t get theyah from heah.

Just tell them “somewhere beneath the Mediterranean Sea” and leave it at that. :)

Oooo. About 2000 years too late my friends……

Back up, 3000 years or so…

You’ll have to ask Randall Carlson!

Drive to the Slauson cutoff, get out, cut off your slauson, get back in and drive 1.6 miles to the giant revolving neon mermaid.

He’s walking his dog at 5 AM?

Down below the ocean…apologies to Donovan

You can’t get there from here!