The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 05, 2023

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    The creation of the water moccasin.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    this must be pre-hiss-tory

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    If that doesn’t work, 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen could be worth a try.

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    Ubintold  over 1 year ago

    Or maybe an HO gauge train set,,,,,for Christmas.

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    He has an infinite sense of humor.

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    Always experimenting, what a sense of humor! Like when he built a playground next to a sewer plant.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    But first, he should combine the Quark Quack Duck with the Alpha Beaver.

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    Seth down  over 1 year ago

    Peroxide moccasin …. Kills foot fungus

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    HOO came up with this idea?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Every snake around here is a rattle headed copper moccasin

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    GentlemanBill  over 1 year ago

    Hydroperoxyl moccasin?

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    lthome24 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Up next, the Duck-billed Platypus!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    The Bada Bang project.

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    One of these experiments came back to haunt him in the Garden of Eden.

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    oish  over 1 year ago

    I once owned a pair of moccasins but they weren’t snakeskin boots.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Water is composed if two gins: Oxygin and Hydrogin.

    Oxygin is pure gin, while hydrogin is gin and water.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Right after the Water Moccasin came the Aqua Sock. Weird. You’d think it would’ve been the other way around.

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    stamps  over 1 year ago

    You could cross a hydrogen moccasin with a sulfur moccasin and get a really stinky snake.

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    dfriedmann Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I wonder how many idiots in this country don’t even get it, even if it is wrong!!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    God doesn’t need a lab. God field-tests His creation.

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    bilbrlsn  over 1 year ago

    The nature of god is doubt.

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    He’s really into threesomes.

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    That wiley old snake in the grass.

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    You should try the helium moccasins. It’s like walking on cloud nine.

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    peterbalcewicz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It should be H2O not HO2. Bad stoichiometry

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    God needs to experiment? How disillusioning! I thought He knew everything (and assuming there’s supposed to be a water joke here, by the way, one thing He obviously doesn’t seem to know is the chemical formula for water).

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Only angels have halo’s, not any god…

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    namelocdet  over 1 year ago

    That would explain the Duck-Billed Platypus.

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    why did it have to be snakes…?

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    billdaviswords  over 1 year ago

    It’d be hydroperoxyl radical or perhydroxyl radical. Too bad he blew his own joke…

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