Monty by Jim Meddick for July 31, 2023

It it breaks loose, it’ll really head off the problem

Don’t go outside. Your house has taken off.

Hopefully the ceiling fan doesn’t come loose and blend up everything in the room lol

Here in Southern New Mexico the blistering heat is relentless, the hot still air is stifling even at 5am -the coolest hour of the day so that’s when I take my dogs for their long walk, the rest of the day we can barely tolerate short potty breaks outside, it’s downright suffocating!

I had no idea what a ‘Vitamix’ motor was.

Hilarious!

Looks like a Tim the Toolman solution. Mmmm . . .more power. XD

It’s a blender for those of us who don’t spend a lot of time watching infomercials. :)

Every little breeze, seems to whisper …get OUTTA HEEEERRE!

This would be a great surround sound for the chopper scene from Apocalypse Now Ride of the Valkyries scene.

https://youtu.be/ohcvIHNbOHc?t=128

‘’Dant ta da da, dant at da da, dant ta da da’’

I hope he cleaned it first? :)

In the PI, you see signs everywhere that say “bawal umihi dito”. Finally after seeing this on so many buildings and walls, I asked my wive what that meant and she said, “don’t pee here”. I gotta tell you, it wasn’t working.

Uhh, Monty? Your initials are MM, not DIY. Seriously. Not DIY!