Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 04, 2023

That’s what you get for ordering a dirty mojito

The drink was neat, the same can’t be said about the drinker.

He looks a bit shaken. But he still hasn’t stirred.

If you don’t get it neat, you’ll be a mess.

?

I guess it was just too simple to say “plain” so they had to change it to “neat”………what’s so neat about it?

For a minute, I thought he ordered a Harry Wallbanger…

Whiskey… Straight up in your face!

He’ll be having Sloppy Joes for supper.

Absolutely! Ice melts and waters down the Scotch.

Alcohol neat or not, disrupts my sleep and I feel like mess the next day!