Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 20, 2023

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    Ratkin  11 months ago

    An alimentary mistake.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  11 months ago

    That mistake can be rectified.

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed.

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    SHIVA  11 months ago

    Better signage would solve the problem!!!

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    MeanBob Premium Member 11 months ago

    I’m not touching this one.

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    Arianne  11 months ago

    Hmm… this situation entails considerable risk; circumspection is advised.

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    Absolutely hilarious!!!

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    Arianne  11 months ago

    I mean, I’ve heard of coffee colonics…

    No ifs, ands, or butts… There has got to be a better way to get your fiber!

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    Too fast! Slow down.

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    That’s going to be a crappy breakfast.

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    Gina Carson  11 months ago

    I’ve put some weird stuff up there but never a full breakfast.

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    mfoldude Premium Member 11 months ago

    Cutting out the middleman

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    Wrong end!

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    jasonsnakelover  11 months ago

    Just set it by him, and he’ll turn around when he gets hungry.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  11 months ago

    lmao

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    aflhc1984  11 months ago

    ‘wrong hole’ took on a ‘whole’ new meaning.

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    Webby_dog  11 months ago

    Evidently she had the wrong tail end sticking out.

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    jarbain  11 months ago

    Not breakfast in bed, but breakfast in somewhere …

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    sperry532  11 months ago

    Dang! This one actually made me laugh out loud.

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    ewaldoh  11 months ago

    Mark’s not normally this far Off the mark. Two butchered turtles.

    He’s got two legs morphed together. She’s getting b’fast in her left, rear leg.

    the rest of you you are just too susceptible to a suggestion.

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    cactusbob333  11 months ago

    If you can’t see @sses, you need glasses.

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    Stephen Gilberg  11 months ago

    Are those hotcakes?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    Did he order the Pu Pu Platter?

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago

    Holey H-E Double Hockey Stick!

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    DM2860  11 months ago

    Yesterday my office recruited me to help the network team do some rewiring. (Saturday to not impact the regular work). I was pushing a cable through an opening when the other guy said “wrong opening”. “The Office” fans know my response.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 11 months ago

    Very funny!

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    bobbyferrel  11 months ago

    When I serve you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” would be nice. Not, “Who in thunder are you and how did you get in my house.”

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    Ron Bauerle  11 months ago

    I guess “putting it where the sun don’t shine” doesn’t apply here…

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