Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 20, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    An alimentary mistake.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 1 year ago

    That mistake can be rectified.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed.

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    SHIVA  over 1 year ago

    Better signage would solve the problem!!!

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    MeanBob Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Iā€™m not touching this one.

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    Arianne  over 1 year ago

    Hmmā€¦ this situation entails considerable risk; circumspection is advised.

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    Absolutely hilarious!!!

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    Arianne  over 1 year ago

    I mean, Iā€™ve heard of coffee colonicsā€¦

    No ifs, ands, or buttsā€¦ There has got to be a better way to get your fiber!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Too fast! Slow down.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Thatā€™s going to be a crappy breakfast.

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    mfoldude Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Cutting out the middleman

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    ladykat Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wrong end!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 1 year ago

    lmao

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    aflhc1984  over 1 year ago

    ā€˜wrong holeā€™ took on a ā€˜wholeā€™ new meaning.

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    Webby_dog  over 1 year ago

    Evidently she had the wrong tail end sticking out.

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    jarbain  over 1 year ago

    Not breakfast in bed, but breakfast in somewhere ā€¦

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    sperry532  over 1 year ago

    Dang! This one actually made me laugh out loud.

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    ewaldoh  over 1 year ago

    Markā€™s not normally this far Off the mark. Two butchered turtles.

    Heā€™s got two legs morphed together. Sheā€™s getting bā€™fast in her left, rear leg.

    the rest of you you are just too susceptible to a suggestion.

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    If you canā€™t see @sses, you need glasses.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    Are those hotcakes?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Did he order the Pu Pu Platter?

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Holey H-E Double Hockey Stick!

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    DM2860  over 1 year ago

    Yesterday my office recruited me to help the network team do some rewiring. (Saturday to not impact the regular work). I was pushing a cable through an opening when the other guy said ā€œwrong openingā€. ā€œThe Officeā€ fans know my response.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Very funny!

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    bobbyferrel  over 1 year ago

    When I serve you breakfast in bed, a simple ā€œThank youā€ would be nice. Not, ā€œWho in thunder are you and how did you get in my house.ā€

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    Ron Bauerle  over 1 year ago

    I guess ā€œputting it where the sun donā€™t shineā€ doesnā€™t apply hereā€¦

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