Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 10, 2023

NOW, Kevin wants to use something he learned in school and learned something in school.

At least he learned something

future Hollywood writer?

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

It’s a good thing the teacher and mom are there to support each other.

Don’t give in! He’ll only make more unreasonable demands!

“Down with the parental class!”

Kevin, doing household chores are nothing compared to working in showbiz.

I see a meal strike from his Mom in his future. Miles Mom might feed him once until she gets a phone call.

Definition of"union" generally means more than one member.

Why were they talking about unions in Elementary School???

“You are so right Kevin. I’m done with chores too. Someone else can do all the shopping, cooking and cleaning… Put your feet up, where you can find a clean spot and watch the blank TV. I didn’t pay the cable or electric because they’re chores and like you said, it’s not fair. Enjoy wearing your musky smelling clothes at school. I don’t do laundry anymore either.”

An unexpected phone call from a teacher is always a terrifying moment… I like it when they begin the call with, “Hi, everything is fine and everyone is safe…”

Haha! The punchline for me was “oddly engaged.”

Kevin, wait until your mother flips the script on you. Hope you know how to make PB&J sandwiches!

Go get ’em, Norma Rae!