Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 05, 2023

Danklin Froosevelt Shelizabeth Oumatoff

Jennifer Clindsey Lark

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

I love when they say “May have”, meaning who knows?

Steven loan dork Nair. LOL.

One time I created a life-sized bust of Elvis from 14.3846 liters of byproducts from breweries.

May the Farce be with you as it is with me.

Elizabeth was only a stroke short of finishing the portrait.

With chocolate Easter Bunnies, it is traditional to break off the ears first.

FDR’s unfinished portrait…https://www.google.com/search?q=fdr+unfinished+portrait&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1536&bih=745&ei=jSjOZMekDYCfptQP74-kiAQ&iflsig=AD69kcEAAAAAZM42nT2zymdPmCamSeK0_CI2SJR9qFHU&oq=fdr+unf&gs_lp=EgNpbWciB2ZkciB1bmYqAggBMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgARI60RQAFidFXAAeACQAQCYAUugAdcDqgEBN7gBAcgBAPgBAYoCC2d3cy13aXotaW1nwgIIEAAYgAQYsQPCAgYQABgFGB7CAgYQABgIGB4&sclient=img#imgrc=o-9NVPujTaRZvM

Well if he was there dying the painting then that very likely interfered with the artists methods of … oh, you said died as in croaked, not dyed. Never mind. ~ Emily Litella, paying attention to details as always

May the bored be with you as he was with Da Vinci. And gesundheit.

So Danish artists used Vegemite rather than gesso to prep their canvases. Wonder who was the first to try that.

After the coronation, Charles III famously said, “Eat Me.”

Melted chocolate is as good a description as any for the new loser king. I miss his mother!

What, the unfinished portrait is incomplete? No sh… well, I don’t know if I can believe that.

Anyway, since he was dead, Frankie wouldn’t be moving much, couldn’t Lizzie finish off the portrait real quick?

I wonder if it’s hollow or filled with peanut butter or that nasty gunk they put in Cadbury eggs

I wonder if any of those canvases have been analyzed to find out for sure.

Given the standard consumption of chocolate bunnies, we should eat his ears first.

Why chocolate? Will it last? Must be kept cold.

Now that’s a terrific commentative panel!! Wowee & zowie!!

Michelangelo had unfinished statues; I’d rather look at those

I’ve never heard that story about FDR. Or seen the painting.

Actually Roosevelt died the next day after suffering a stroke while eating lunch.